Add a hit of dark humour to your brew station with this vintage metal coffee sign. Measuring 30 cm × 20 cm, this rust-resistant steel plaque features a grinning skeleton and the bold line "COFFEE — Because Murder Is Wrong" in cream lettering on a deep-black backdrop. Pre-drilled corner holes make hanging effortless with nails, hooks or adhesive strips. The slim profile slots neatly beside an espresso machine, above a grinder or between open-shelf mugs. Wipes clean in seconds, so lettering stays sharp even in steamy kitchens and busy cafés. Perfect for coffee lovers, home bars, offices and man caves. A quirky gift that sparks conversation with every pour.
